Doctor:Are you sexually active?
Me:Ha
Me:Hahahaha
Me:HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Me:HAHA THAT'S A GOOD ONE.
Me:OH MY GOD WHAT IS AIR
Me:JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL OH MY GOD
Me:Hahaha
Me:Haaa....
Me:Whooooooo, that was a good one.
Me:No, no I am not.
joshuafoxand:

Professor Green
Normal people:Let's go to the concert at 5:00 PM so we're there in time for doors. Who cares about where we stand in the crowd!
Me and my friends:If we get there at 4:00 AM we can be the first people in line even though we have to wait 14 hours until doors open to get let in but at least we can be front row.
teamgreenalways1814:

yay-my Tumblr’s deciding to work again!:)
drunkonstyles:

stylinsonislove:

my-five-erections:

when i don’t reblog this, i feel bad and scroll back up to reblog.
true story

I actually just did this^

same ^